We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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