My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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