This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
vagina is talking i cant
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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