omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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