Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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