I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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