fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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