He kissed a someone with a penis
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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