you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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