I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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