I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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