he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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