Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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