Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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