420 ftw
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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