What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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