when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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