so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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