Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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