PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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