just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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