Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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