You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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