What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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