Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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