I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
People in love make me want to vomit
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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