I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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