My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
