Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I wish you could order shots online.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Randomize
