i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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