You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
What a dumb baby whore.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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