awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
