doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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