Its about making memories worth repressing
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
