did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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