Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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