She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It's never too late to be topless.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
my liver is dry heaving
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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