Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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