how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
