The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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