so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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