She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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