Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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