I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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