she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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