So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
