That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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