I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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