He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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