Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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