Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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